Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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