Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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