i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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