the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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