...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
You smell like a Billy Joel song
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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