K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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