so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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