Fine. I'll sleep in my office
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
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I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
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In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
This is my gift to your gina
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
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