btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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