Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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