we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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