I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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