You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
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There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
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I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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