just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
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