True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
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Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
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Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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