I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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