Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
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So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
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Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
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