Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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