Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
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He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
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There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Text me some of your sweat
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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