Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I can feel your judgement through the phone
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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