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Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?

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Nah. I did too.

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I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos

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Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?

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She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?

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you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left

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(901): View more from Tennessee

He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.

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(303): View more from Colorado

She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up

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(870): View more from Arkansas

The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.

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