omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
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mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
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I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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