Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I didn't notice because vodka
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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