come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
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