____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
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She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
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Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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