Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
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Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
I just found a bag of teeth...
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
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i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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