even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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