its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
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Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
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You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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