You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
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Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
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come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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