So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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