We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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