If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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