office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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