We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
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