HIV tests are more positive than that guy
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
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You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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