One girl and one boy is just not enough.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
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How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
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That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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