Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
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