...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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