do herpes really smell.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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