I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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