Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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