Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
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Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
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My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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