Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Randomize
