I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
it's great music for shaving your balls
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Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
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The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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