No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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