i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I'm at about main and main street
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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