That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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