haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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