so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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