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Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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