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just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.

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(650): just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low. http://tfl.nu/fwog

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

He's a collector of sorts

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Any cool stuff?

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You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk

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(832): He's a collector of sorts (713): Any cool stuff? (832): You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk http://tfl.nu/cuoh

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I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."

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(832): I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant." http://tfl.nu/1fxo

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.

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(780): The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone. http://tfl.nu/xun1

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(847): View more from Illinois

I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms

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(847): I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms http://tfl.nu/d1qk

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(843): View more from South Carolina

You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.

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(843): You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in. http://tfl.nu/9ftp

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Brilliant thought; pill pong.

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What could go wrong?

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(651): Brilliant thought; pill pong. (651): What could go wrong? http://tfl.nu/lofi

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(941): View more from Florida

Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.

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(941): Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game. http://tfl.nu/smzi

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.

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(412): He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up. http://tfl.nu/78zr

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I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.

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(708): I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me. http://tfl.nu/lj2n

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Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.

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How high are you?

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(561): Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter. (1-561): How high are you? http://tfl.nu/9cbn

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

Do I really need this much space in my mouth?

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Are you already high?

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(262): Do I really need this much space in my mouth? (414): Are you already high? http://tfl.nu/waj8

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She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick

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Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!

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(714): She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick (1-714): Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!! http://tfl.nu/q4sd

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(404): View more from Georgia

Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?

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(404): Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet? http://tfl.nu/rr8x

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.

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(203): Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home. http://tfl.nu/gakb

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