I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
it was like having sex with a tree stump
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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